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| My Children. I felt this should be brought to the attention of
those who havn't read it yet. Here's a little about me:
I'm not Christian. I'm Aethiest. I denounce the existence of any diety
or dieties. And I violently denounce the existence of any dieties that
would have the stupidity to want anything to do with us.
The
average person is too stupid to realize that there is no purpose in
life. It's hard concept to swallow. Us humans like to think we're more
important than we are. But try not to be so arrogant. We're animals
just like everything else on this earth. Last time I checked, the fish
in the sea didn't feel the need to repent for their sins.
Life's
purpose is whatever you give it. Don't you fools understand that? I
choose to live for whatever makes me happy. You choose to live for the
same, except the thing that makes you happy is jumping through the
hoops of an invisible imaginary friend.
This might be asking
too much from you Christian folk, seeing as you've lost the ability to
think without your Bible, but: think about it. Think of how
silly "primitive cultures" are, such that they believe in "fire gods"
or "water godesses". Now take a look in the mirror. What makes you any
different than a culture that ritually dances under the full moon to
appease the "rain god"? Religion is just that: Culture. Just think for
a moment where your God would be had you grown up in the middle of
India. You'd have 20-some gods and wouldn't think twice about
Christianity.
I guess some people just need their safety blanket to sleep at night...
That is all my Children.
-Jesus Christ
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| My children,
This has all gotten out of hand. I don't really love you. I hate you. It was all a joke, really. I never expected things to be taken as far as they have. Countries killing in my name? Priests molseting children? War against the homosexuals? Using my name to "civilize" different cultures? Whining about stem cell research? Please. Just stop.
Stop living. You're holding back humanity.
Sincerely,
Jesus Christ | | |
| For my next exciting entry I have decided to respond in detail to a particularly hillarious response I received:
"Im sorry .. I never asked you what you thought of my life .. I think
that you need to either .. A)stop reading my journal if you don't like
what I write, or B)don't say shit when I write something, its just
plain rude. I have no respect for someone who clear identifies themself
as someone sent from God .. or even God himself, and thinks they have
the right to critisize what I write in MY journal. Think before you
speak next time." -http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Courtswilliams
This was written in response to a comment I wrote on "Courtswilliams"'ses Xanga:
"'27.) Do You Have a Crush: haha .. im not 12 .. I don't 'crush'
This is interesting. Especially considering the last two months of your xanga consists of:
Monday: I LOVE BOYS
Tuesday: I HATE BOYS
Wednesday: I MIGHT LIKE BOYS (A CERTAIN SPECIFIC ONE)
Thursday: I NOW HATE THAT BOY I LIKED THE OTHER DAY
Friday: BOYS AGAIN!
Saturday: GIRLS NIGHT OUT! NO TIME FOR BOYS HERE!
Sunday: BOYS SUCK!
Of course you don't crush."
This girl CLEARLY crushes- as exemplified by the fact that her journal
entries rollercoaster up and down in regards to her "boy
troubles". Ladies and Gentlemen, I send you on this quest: Read
the last two months of Courtswilliams' Xanga and ask yourself: Does
this young lady not act like a 12 year old?
To save you the trouble(I took the liberty to fix her spelling and grammar...):
June 19th, 2005 "I am pretty fed up with guys in general."
June 3rd, 2005 "I think I called Mike my boyfriend last night. HOT!"
May 30th 2005 "I don't want to deal with boys..."
May 30th 2005 "...well i do want to deal with them..."
May 30th 2005 but not when they are stupid ... ICK!
May 29th 2005 Gotta love boys that call at 1:30 in the AM... it was cute..
May 27th 2005 Uhh .. lets see here.. I like Eric .. once again .. he is quite adorable.. and is a good kisser..
May 25th 2005 I am done with liking boys/guys/men .. WHATEVER .. A total waste of time/energy ..
May 24th 2005 ...I love MIDNIGHT PHONE CALLS .. especially when they are from Eric ..
Jesus Christ... I rest my case.
One more thing Courtswilliams, my child. In case you were
wondering who gave me the right to write such horrible things to
you. I believe it is my duty to point out that it was you:
"Hello .. Hello .. I am Courtney and I go to Uw-Whitewater ..
You must talk to me and read my great jounral entires!!"
-http://www.xanga.com/profile.aspx?user=Courtswilliams
This is from your very own profile. I must
apologise however. I wasn't aware your invitation to "talk to
you" was restricted to "friendly", "PG-rated" comments. And I
thought I was doing you a favor...
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| Humans are probably one of the worst creatures in the entire
universe. They are, simply put: vile and disgusting
animals. For example: they are constantly, incessantly, fighting
amongst each other for no good reason. They are irrevocably
destroying their one and only planet. And perhaps worst of all,
they smell very very bad.
It is widely believed by the majority of the Galaxy that the reason for
this creature's bad reputation lies in their unusually high level of
pride. Many Humans are so arrogant that they, in fact, believe
they were created and put on their planet by a being of extreme power
of which they call "God". What's even worse is that some Humans
believe multiple gods created their existence. Perhaps the most
arrogant of Humans are the ones who believe that they thimselves are
some sort of God.
This is very puzzling. Incidentally, to this day no diety has
ever had the "confidence" per say to claim responsibility for such a
creation. It could be concluded from this that Humanity is quite an embarrassing mistake indeed.
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